True Story

Works been so busy and I am now addicted to Facebook but for those that still read this, I thought you might find this entertaining:

This is a true interaction I had with someone today at work:


I received a call from a participant that said "My medical coverage was terminated 5/1 for non payment and I wanted to see if I could reinstate" So I pull up her account and sure enough non pay for May so I tell her that unfortunately we cannot reinstate benefits. She goes "Oh really. Cuz I just broke my leg and was hoping I could get them retro instated so I wouldn't have to pay for this"
Webster's Dictionary definition of insurance:
–noun
1.the act, system, or business of insuring property, life, one's person, etc., against loss or harm arising in specified contingencies, as fire, accident, death, disablement, or the like, in consideration of a payment proportionate to the risk involved.