3 things I learned before 8:30 this morning

1. Always iron your clothes the night before, especially when you know you have to get up early. No matter what your intentions of rising early are – it won’t happen and it will throw off your whole time table
2. When your at Starbucks and you see someone who is truly rude sometimes no amount of smiling and politeness can change that. However once your attempts at friendliness and politeness have been poopood you can have a bitchy pushy fest at the condiment bar that most people would never realize was occurring. Also the person with the bigger purse always wins. I love my big purse.
3. People don’t understand that the clerks at the grocery store don’t care about your working specialty. The girl in the florist department doesn’t care that you’re a wedding planner and can arrange flowers better than her. If that’s true then you get behind the counter and arrange the flowers and leave the poor floral person alone.