Head shoulder HIP KNEE and toes

I am a klutz, most people know this. And amazingly am able to do completely ridiculous things while completely sober. Such as while walking from the bathroom to the front door I slip (on what appeared to be nothing) and fell into a very lovely jazz like splits. This caused my left leg to go behind me which apparently my muscles were NOT fond of. I pulled something. Now I am a gimp.
I left work early yesterday because of it and only went in today for an hour and half to do some employee interviews. Its time for my pj's, muscle relaxer and bed. Aw, the pains of getting older!